Vegan at Pinkberry

GUYZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pinkberry has finally stopped sucking ass and has officially made it’s first DAIRY-FREE, VEGAN flavor!!!! Literally, too excited to contain myself. As my inner basic, white girl would say “I can’t even”. 

Anyway, as a young lad, I grew up dining on the sweet delight of original tart pinkberry soft serve ever since the Jonas Brother’s deemed it their favorite dessert. Ever since I’ve gone vegan, I’ve shed a daily tear over the fact that I would never again enjoy the deliciousness of my favorite dessert…but behold, the day has come!


The flavor is tropical mango and it super delicious. I had recently saw the movie Still Alice where Julianne Moore’s character gets pinkberry twice with coconut and blueberries and made it actually look delicious, so that’s what I got. So if the movie was trying to advertise, then I def fell into that trap #guiltyascharged

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Vegan at Surf Food Stand- El Porto Beach, Santa Monica Bay (CA)

K guys, I have a confession to make. I’ve been living in California for the past year and this is the first time I’ve taken a trip to the beach. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 I know, it’s embarrassing and I am for sure guilty as charged. 

But today I was like, “Ya know what? This is bullshit. I live half an hour from the beach, I’m gonna stop being a lazy screenwriter and actually do something for once”. That thing, you guessed it, was not writing my script LOL (What can I say? I’m a screenwriter. All I do is eat and look for excuses not to write #kidding #kindof) 

Anyway, yes my great friend Kristin invited us to join the on-campus Christian group The Navigators to join them for a trip to the beach for some volleyball, nomming, and sun!

Of course, I didn’t participate in the sports because I’m a screenwriter and as I said earlier, I just look for reasons to eat so….with my amazing vadar (vegan radar) we found this adorable little beach stand with tons of vegan options!

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We got: very refreshing mango-raspberry and strawberry-piña coloda smoothies. Yum! (From which I also endured multiple brain and chest freezes and thought I was gonna die)

We also got yummy crispy sweet potato fries and hummus with pita. Pita was yum, hummus was a little wonky but okay, not going to lie. I care about you all too much. (Talking to no one, aren’t I?) 

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Anyway, if you find yourselves perusing El Porto beach, come on over. Come on over BABAY.

Oh yeah, and thanks to the Navs for letting us join! If anyone is looking for a fun Christian group on campus to join, check ’em out!


Vegan at Nobu- Malibu, CA

I know I already said Mii Amo spa is heaven on earth (Which it is don’t get me wrong…please get me right) but I have also discovered yet another slice of heaven hiding away on this earth and it is Nobu in Malibu. (Sad how I almost spelt earth as “urth” like, how much of a basic white cali gurl have I turned into?? #planeturth) 

Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with the beauty known as Nobu it is a nice Japanese restaurant with locations in almost all of da major cities in the world and their Japanese food not only is scrumdidliosis (spellcheck?) but also very vegan accommodating!!!! 

Anyway the one is Malibu is literally RIGHT above the gorgeous, scenic, fresh Malibu beach and the vibez are stronger than a motherfucka. 

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The waiters were very accommodating (Especially since we literally no joke changed our reservation like 8 times. Talk about ThatDiveLifeDoe) Anyway, we started with salted edamame and a lychee passion fruit juice both which were executed perfectly!!! And by executed I mean carried out, not sentenced to death. Thought I’d clear that up for anyone who thought I beheaded my edamame. 

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For the meal we got: 

1) Simple avocado rolls. Can’t go wrong there

2) Crunchy rice topped with avocado. If you’ve never tried the crunchy rice at Nobu, you have not lived a fulfilling life. 

3) Avocado tartar surrounded by a wasabi sauce. SO DAMN GOOD MAN

4) Little veggie tacos. Were a little greasy for my liking but tasty af nonetheless 

5) SIZZLING TOFU OHMAGOSH GIMME NOW  (<- yup, you guessed. I’m single) 

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So now that you’ve visually experienced the amazingness known at Nobu Malibu, please enjoy the photos of us being gigantic doofuses #YUS

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Vegan at Disneyland and California Adventure- Anaheim, CA

So everyone, what do you do if you have no life and a Monday off of school…welll, duh GO TO DISNEYLAND!!! I mean, why not spend the day riding rides that scare the living shit out of you (Tower of legitimate Terror) and eating delicious food that will go straight to your thighs? Sounds like a blast to me!

So our first stop of the day (Which was kind of our sole reason for even coming to Disney #lezbehonest) was…

1) Dole Pinapple Whip (Disneyland)- This is literally a place that sells pinapple soft serve and soft serve floats made with pinapple juice that taste like heaven on earth. It is SO good, we literally call it “soul whip” because it is necesary for the soul. If it were my choice, I think I would have dole whip pumping through my veins instead of blood. 


2) Lucky Fortune Cookery (California Adventure)- Okay, this was the second reason why we all came to disney. This chinese place is BOMB. We get these little rice bowls with tofu, veggies, and teriyaki sauces and omigosh it is orgasmic #uncomfortablemuch? #orgasm 

***and then we also get these vegan fried chips covered in magic (cinnomen sugar and probably cocaine…I mean, my hand would literally not stop going into that bag) called “Crispitos” at the Mexican place right next to the chinese place. We call them “crispy toes” because it just sounds more appetizing, ya feel? 

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3) Starbucks (California adventure)- C’mon guys. You know this extremely white girl trip would not be complete without a frappachino. So yes, all you coffee adicts and basic bitchez have nothing to worry about, Disney has yo back! Bella got a soy caramel frap and I got an iced vanilla latte. Bella also got a snack box with a pb&j uncrustables, carrots, and apples. For those of you who don’t know what uncrustables are, one: where was your childhood? 2) They are basically heavenly pillows of peanut butter and jelly

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4) Cozy Cone Motel (California Adventure)- GUYZ GUYZ GUYZ GUYZ (or GIRLZ, I mean I aint sexist or nothin) I literally just found the love of my life and it is in Cars Land and I swear it was love at first bite. Get this: A soft bread cone with vegitarean chili and fritos! YUP! If you get the chili cone and specify vegitarean chili sans cheese you will get to eat this amazing piece of treasure. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT (Unless you like get really self-conscious about calories and stuff… i.e. are female) 

Also, the lady at the register like insisted Bella take this free pomegrante lemonade on the house. She was def trying to be nice, but it was so random, Bella was def convinced she was being poisoned (Hence the beautiful face she’s making in the following photo) At least it was tasty doe!

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5) Snack shop- Just get the  vanilla and chocolate creme filled cookies/oreo knockoffs. I ate like 8 in one sitting and this is why I’m single. 


So yeah, this was our Magical Monday and I hope you can have just as magical a monday at Disney as we did! Maybe this time you’ll get to see Olaf who was supposedly “in an ice bath” when we came and unfortunetely “coundn’t make it”. Bet you that diva dickwad was sleeping in. 

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