So guys, my mom loves to give back to charity and invited the sis and I to a charitable shopping event in East Hampton where you basically shop and then the proceeds go to the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund. It sounds totally betchy but in reality, it’s actually not! And who doesn’t love some good charity?? (If you don’t, then you need to reevaluate your priorities you witch)
So aside from clothes hey also have a kiddie carnival and food stands for FREE! (#IWillTwerkForFreeShit)
So we got a roasted corn on the cob which was yummayyy. I mean, it’s pretty self-explanatory. If you like corn, you’ll like it. If not, you know the drill. There was also an iced coffee stand and we asked if they had almond/soy milk and they said no and I was like, BOO YOU WHORES.
Then in the entire buffet, the only thing we could eat was a house salad which was fine. Whatever. Not bitter about it #imfine #bitter
Then afterwards we thought it would be cute and shit to get these free handmade flower crowns that everyone was wearing. They were so cute BUT I shit you not, I pulled a bee out of my hair. I thought it was a flower that had gotten loose into my hair and IT WAS A FUCKING BEE. Scared for life. I can’t belive I picked that thing out with my fingers #crying
Anyway, very fun, got some really cool shit and battled a bee. I would say it was a day well spent (No pun intended *wink wink*)